Me: Hi there
Don: Hi
Me: How are you?
Don: Good, Good...
Me
Me: Yeah. What's going on?
Don: Do you know where the jetski key is?
Me:
Don: He said he didn't have it, but I think he does. I'm going to break into his cottage.
I wonder if when I'm retired I'll break into my friends' houses looking for keys to jetskis. Probably.

1 comments:
I think you should. I think we should all become middle-aged cat burglars. Two years ago most of my friends left town all at once and I was lonely and I broke into all of their houses and left gifts and bottles of wine. True story, that.
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