Things I have learned thus far in my journey

To get sudafed d from the pharmacy, you need a prescription from a doctor.
Market of Choice (a store similar to Whole Foods) does not carry blue jello.
Everclear is kept in the back room at the liquor store. You need to ask for it.

Reading that over, it sounds like my 1st day in Eugene is one of total debauchery. Do not worry. I'm just in the process of making blue and red jello shots for a 4th of July party tomorrow and I can feel a stuffy nose coming along. Everything is fine. No need to worry.